people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a fatherthis is the most accurate thing i ever read
SHIT JUST GOT REAL ON THIS POST
Fucking laughed till I cried!
we are currently getting SO DRINK DUDE
kelly threw up and we barely drunk
pussy so wet you need gills