foodgiflickyourscreen:

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pastelmorgue:

dakotawhatever:

people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it 

THIS

kissykissybangbang:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

SHIT JUST GOT REAL ON THIS POST

Fucking laughed till I cried!

lora-does-things:

we are currently getting SO DRINK DUDE

kelly threw up and we barely drunk

beefycurtains:

pussy so wet you need gills